I Have A Blog?

I know, I know... I have completely and utterly ignored my blog. And there are some people who even ask me if I am still writing it, and I'm like "Of course I am!" Yea I'm a liar. So, due to the fact that I have been lazy and what not, I am going to take requests. Yes, requests. Whoever gives me the best idea for a blog, I will write it. Or maybe whoever gives me the stupidest topic... I don't know, something interesting. Give me the challenge!