The Other Toilet Paper Trail

Trader Joe's customers and employees have given me some of the best laughs of my short lived life.

Yesterday, however, I was stumped.

It was about 9:45 in the evening. The store was already closed and we were all doing are usually cleaning and stocking. As I was walking to the salsa I noticed one of my coworkers... who shall not be named... in a... uhh... well, very peculiar state.

Now I don't get embarrassed easy. I'm not afraid to tell people they have stuff in their teeth or toilet paper hanging off their shoe. Actually, I have even saved a customer from social awkwardness by casually stepping on his long line of toilet paper trail before even letting him know the hysterical situation.

But yesterday was different.

Yesterday, he who shall not be named, didn't have toilet paper from his shoes or green junk in his pearly whites, but he had part of his toilet seat cover hanging out of the back of his pants.

I will let the imagination take reign. I however did not have the courage to say anything. Instead, out of embarrassment for him, and a mighty mighty roar of laughter, I snickered away and told one of my managers. Who took a peak first off, grabbed someone else to share the grand news with, before actually doing the deed.

Now you ask if this was a prank?

Oh no no. He was done for. Quiet and to himself the rest of the night. And the best part is, he doesn't even know that it all went down hill from me.

MWAHAHAHAHA.